The only thing that I knew about the Carolina Panthers before Monday was that they had a panther as their logo. My crush in girl scouts actually doodled it in my notebook once... That I remember. (Please note- this blonde despises football as much as she loves women. Ie- alot.)

But then this happens... which might lead to my conversion.

According to Juicee News, this shows that they both loved the same charity- both went to the same college... and Renee wanted to become a dentist... and Angela was already a nurse. See? Things in common! So Lesbian. (The fact that they were also both women helps.)

When I first read the article yesterday I was disgusted. "Ew. So who did they have sex with?" When I scrolled back up- I read that they had it... together.

This stuff does NOT happen in the NFL- or else I really would have assumed. But maybe we should! Lesbian cheerleaders... it could be the greatest thing ever.

So... so many people were invading CarolinaPanthers.com that they had to shut down their web site for twenty-four hours. It was the most visited bit of news in the entire day- and the most emailed news bit on ESPN ever, apparently.

I found one page that had a running commentary by men... who... Well. It appears that every single red blooded male on the planet wouldn't mind inviting them to dinner. Just as long as they promised to get naked afterward.

It's just... I suppose it makes my skin crawl. These two women were doing something out of passion... and it has turned into a Girls Gone Wild.

A fiasco.

After the fascination... I'm caught wondering. Wondering what their lives are going to be like after this... wondering if they were really as drunk as CNN proclaims... or if they might have actually been in love?

What I don't understand: you can let us have sex in bar bathrooms... because it's- like- so hott XD. But you can't allow us to marry because it's- like- so gross.

Get with the program, America.

We're not porn. We're people.